Quote:Presence. Tenacity. Insight. Omniscience. No need to look these words up. They are defined by yours truly. Who am I? I'm the one who needs no introduction, the walking thesaurus, the UFC's most infamous and feared destroyer of men. I am Chael P. Sonnen, and you want to be just like me.

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STEVENSKI Wrote:Just when I did not think I could like Chael any more he busts out this. The man is brilliant.

Warlord Wrote:

STEVENSKI Wrote:Just when I did not think I could like Chael any more he busts out this. The man is brilliant.

I will build a church in his honor after he whips Whaaaaaanderson Silva in his own backyward and then wipes his ass with a Brazilian flag in victory lane.

Warlord Wrote:

STEVENSKI Wrote:Just when I did not think I could like Chael any more he busts out this. The man is brilliant.

I will build a church in his honor after he whips Whaaaaaanderson Silva in his own backyward and then wipes his ass with a Brazilian flag in victory lane.

kidbazooka1 Wrote:

Warlord Wrote:

STEVENSKI Wrote:Just when I did not think I could like Chael any more he busts out this. The man is brilliant.

I will build a church in his honor after he whips Whaaaaaanderson Silva in his own backyward and then wipes his ass with a Brazilian flag in victory lane.

keep on wishing bud.

Silva's gonna rearrange Sonnen face ala Rick Franklin style and leave his ass drueling on the ground.

It ain't gonna be pretty for Sonnen fans so i suggest you don't tune in.

Sonnen might very well go down as the biggest joke in MMA history.

STEVENSKI Wrote:

kidbazooka1 Wrote:

Warlord Wrote:

STEVENSKI Wrote:Just when I did not think I could like Chael any more he busts out this. The man is brilliant.

I will build a church in his honor after he whips Whaaaaaanderson Silva in his own backyward and then wipes his ass with a Brazilian flag in victory lane.

keep on wishing bud.

Silva's gonna rearrange Sonnen face ala Rick Franklin style and leave his ass drueling on the ground.

It ain't gonna be pretty for Sonnen fans so i suggest you don't tune in.

Sonnen might very well go down as the biggest joke in MMA history.

Did you even watch the first fight? Silva was the definition of lucky. He was dominated completely bar the finish. He may have won the fight but he lost nearly every second of it until the final 20 seconds.

kidbazooka1 Wrote:

STEVENSKI Wrote:

kidbazooka1 Wrote:

Warlord Wrote:

STEVENSKI Wrote:Just when I did not think I could like Chael any more he busts out this. The man is brilliant.

I will build a church in his honor after he whips Whaaaaaanderson Silva in his own backyward and then wipes his ass with a Brazilian flag in victory lane.

keep on wishing bud.

Silva's gonna rearrange Sonnen face ala Rick Franklin style and leave his ass drueling on the ground.

It ain't gonna be pretty for Sonnen fans so i suggest you don't tune in.

Sonnen might very well go down as the biggest joke in MMA history.

Did you even watch the first fight? Silva was the definition of lucky. He was dominated completely bar the finish. He may have won the fight but he lost nearly every second of it until the final 20 seconds.

I was live at that fight my friend.

And it don't matter what happened for 4 rds Sonnen never did any kinda damage to Anderson with those bitch ass pitty pat punches from the guard. Silva did more damage with one combo than Sonnens feather fist could ever do.

And the rematch wont be like the first four rds. Silva's gonna lay this clown out cold and i'll be here to rub that sh*t hard all over the haters you can bet on that.