I need to vent....

[SmartyBeardo]

The CEO Wrote:

SmartyBeardo Wrote:I am reasonably certain that this nice girl actually wants to be benched by Fitz. Meanwhile, Fitz is trying to get married.

Yep...she's right there, wantin' to be "taken"...while he's at paint stores lookin' for their baby room schemes...lol


P.S.~ I don't know what's funnier...Fitz calling himself an alpha male assassin or the Gene Wilder meme Rommy made....lol...both are World Class.

The Wilder graphic made me spit out some Italian Zin Layer Cake last night.

Fitz reminds of my stepson when he was a Sophomore in HS. His first girlfriend (kinda cute but no dime) broke up with him to go back with her old boyfriend just before my stepson was heading back to Russia for a month during summer.

He was moping around all butt hurt about it so I asked him if he thought he was going to marry this girl? He replied that he loved her. I said (verbatim), "are you shittin' me? You are about to be back in Russia where girls far hotter than her are going to be chasing you down and trying to rape you. She broke up with you to make you jealous, and to free herself up while you are gone. Mark my words, when you get back, she will come running back like nothing ever happened and you won't want to have anything to do with her. Remember, always where a condom or don't take a dip. No exceptions. And always dispose of them personally."

He was amazed when everything I said came true. He's been a monster on the loose ever since. Sometimes I think I taught him too well.