I need to vent....

[SmartyBeardo]

Spyder Wrote:Fitz is confused on two points...

1. He misinterprets his position as being great
2. He misinterprets good advice as trolling

So Fitz, you have left me no choice. In an effort to fix your confusion, I now must make a clear distinction on both points. From this post forward I will illustrate your "not-so-great" position as I troll the shit out of you...I will title it...

"Fitz in his great position"

LingMFuckingAO!!!

Let me put it this way . . . I am aproximately 2 and 1/3 times the age of the person in "a great position." I resemble a giant catfish. Yet, the other night I took my eldest (married with child) stepson, who is responsible for The Fort in my absence, on a poysonal tour of Vancouver, B.C. He mistakenly thought the party was over after his first NHL game. I had to slap him back to reality after we ended the night with four smokin' hot local girls ranging in age from 19 to 29. They were celebrating the 19 year old heading DownUnder to be a nanny. She had designs on my stepson. The cute 29 year old tried to entice me into a threesome with her red headed best friend, who I had immediately coined Cheechee Deluxe.

No we did not consummate the relationships. But my stepson looks at me in a completely different light now. And he has plenty of ammo for when the wife seems stale.

What can I say . . . my whiskers are irresistible. B)