I need to vent....

[lloyd mayflower]

Spyder Wrote:

lloyd mayflower Wrote:Went fishing yesterday, and in true Scottish fashion, I had prepared for every weather eventuality except sunshine. Consequently the sun came out and I am now fried right across my face and neck. To make matters worse, I hadnt shaved and so the top of my face is roasted and the bottom, protected by stubble, is white. I'm like an up and down Harvey Dent! And to put the icing on the cake, this Friday I will have to stand up in the house of god at my mates wedding and do a reading........



.............FUCK!!!!!

Don't feel too bad. My brother-in-law was at the beach the whole day before my wedding wearing oakley sunglasses. He looks like a raccoon in all of my wedding pictures.

Critic, one of the advantages to having a girl is not getting pissed on. Granted, the disadvantages when they are teenagers might make me wish that I could've just gotten pee'd on.

As a wise old man I used to work with always said, if you have a boy, you only have one cock to worry about