I need to vent....

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Its jut that these primadonnas are in there flossing and food bits fly all over the mirror. They are in there for like 10 minutes brushing and flossing...and it's like, "can a Nigga get some privacy to take a quick shit?".

I mean, I work in a 15-20 person office. Like 3 women and the rest dudes. There are three urinals and one stall...and its not a big bathroom. Everybody knows who's in there shitting when its occupied. There's a small space in the door joint that you can tell who's in there (or just look at the floor and see the bunched trousers on the floor and footwear - its directly in the line of site as soon as you walk in the bathroom).

I got Asian analysts that sit there w their iPads for hours on end in there. Its actually ridiculous.