I need to vent....

[Fitz]

STEVENSKI Wrote:

Fitz Wrote:Haha, you should let my brother tell you his story on Eastlink. He was working in Dandenong, he got a fine at one of the speed cameras on there, then got a second as well. He was positive after that he was sticking to the speed limit and was aware of the camera as well. He ended up with about 8-9 fines from the same camera and lost his licence for 3 months and a fuckload in fines.

I overuse the word 'dude' at times now, it was originally taking the piss out of him, but just comes out so naturally now. But I'm big on calling people 'sport', 'champ', 'pal', 'tiger', 'dude', 'slugger', 'chief', 'boss', 'muscles', 'handsome'. Even every now and again I call waitresses' "hun", "love".
When I'm saying some of these things, I'm not totally serious and I crack a smirk sometimes because it amuses me. Especially calling someone 'muscles', 'tiger', 'slugger' that is your senior, as some of these are terms that older people use to youngsters, so I get a laugh out of it. I'm also going to use these terms when I'm older to younger people, so I am getting used to it now and getting a feel out, lol. I want to be that guy that says something like that, and then gives them a wink.
I'm going to start using the wink more often in my repatoir. If you can pull it off well, it's a great move.

I bet it was Wellington rd on the Eastlink. Should call it the jewlink because I feel like I have been jewed something fierce every time I pay to use the fucker. Sorry to any Jewish folk on here it is only a phrase of speech & if you drove the Eastlink you would feel like you were freshly circumcised too.

The creepy wink with a "snick" at the end is always quality. I am partial to chief & slugger myself & use them on the regular. I call one of my mates sugar tits at work but that is because she has rather large tits & they would be sweeeeeeet.

Avon was a Jew, lol. But haven't seen him since he made a cameo appearance at the start.