I need to vent....

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Fitz Wrote:Haha, I love terms like that. There is this fuckhead manager, who works upstairs. He owns a percentage of the company, and is like the boss, as the owner only rocks up a a few times every 1-2 weeks. But he calls everyone 'dude', and he calls me 'dude' because he doesn't know my fucking name. Such an arrogant cunt. Even on birthday cards, he bought a stamp that says "Hippo Birthday from Gordo" and just stamps peoples cards. Last year when it was his birthday, I printed out a sticker that said 'happy birthday' and put it on his card, lol. But he is big on calling people 'dude'.

I overuse the word 'dude' at times now, it was originally taking the piss out of him, but just comes out so naturally now. But I'm big on calling people 'sport', 'champ', 'pal', 'tiger', 'dude', 'slugger', 'chief', 'boss', 'muscles', 'handsome'. Even every now and again I call waitresses' "hun", "love".
When I'm saying some of these things, I'm not totally serious and I crack a smirk sometimes because it amuses me. Especially calling someone 'muscles', 'tiger', 'slugger' that is your senior, as some of these are terms that older people use to youngsters, so I get a laugh out of it. I'm also going to use these terms when I'm older to younger people, so I am getting used to it now and getting a feel out, lol. I want to be that guy that says something like that, and then gives them a wink.
I'm going to start using the wink more often in my repatoir. If you can pull it off well, it's a great move.

The wink is an awesome move, but you have to use it sparingly...

I always try to call workers by their name...like at WalMart...before I get the receipt, I glance at their name tag, look them in the eye and say, "Thank you, Wilma."...lol...it makes them feel good as most people don't acknowledge or give a shit about them....

As far as the buddy thing...it's really not so much WHAT they call me...it's about what these certain bastards are trying to do...

"Maybe if I call American my boddy, they think I am good person and friend and come to store more often."

STEVENSKI Wrote:

The CEO Wrote:Matter of fact...just the other day, I got another call from a telemarketer trying to sell me some meds...so I said, "ayyy fuck off, boddy."...lol...the motherfuckers.

The way you act you need fuckin meds my man.

Why you say these things?...you not my boddy?