I need to vent....

[Spyder]

Method Wrote:I love the wink. Mastered it. I use it on females only, though...or old people.

Beardo, with those closes your employee was using, it had me thinking car dealership. Christ.

I recently began tipping the people that bag my groceries at whatever food mkt I go to. I just get a kick out of the fact that I believe it used to be customary, but feels like its gone the wayside. So when I do it, people seem so psyched. Who the fuck knows.

I cant figure out if I would fuck Margaret Shroeder from Boardwalk Empire (the scene where she's about to bang Owen is playing in the background as I type this).

I get calls from head hunters in the financial industry all the time telling me about firms that are looking to hire me. Given that they dont understand what exactly it is that I do, I always tell them "Of course I'd be interested in the position, but I need a minimum guarantee of $1,000,000 per year". Them - "Well sir, we can certainly disc...". Me: *interrupting* "No, we can't discuss. I want a guarantee, otherwise, go fish".

My online sportsbooks' guys call all the time...I tell em the same thing EVERY TIME - "Dont ever call me again". They never learn.

The online pharmacist calls all the time too (or used to), and I tell him his deals suck. Way too expensive.

Occupy Wall Street is a fkn JOKE. There was a free concert announcement across town (which was a hoax) and all those skids left OWS and went. Boy were they pissed. They need to realize that most Wall St biz ain't even done ON Wall Street anymore. They're just occupying a Kinko's.

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That shit was some of the best that I've read in a while...lol