I need to vent....

[Spyder]

Method Wrote:Fuck having your dog in the bed...not a queen size. Fuck that.

My kid(s) climb into bed and it fucks me all up. Wake up in the middle of the night tossin em n shit. And no matter how much room, they always wind up migrating over to me slowly but surely...like a fucking glacier...until they are melting in to me and I am teetering on the brink of falling out of bed. a 3 foot, 40 lb little shit boxing out a 6'3" 230 lb grown man. Unfucking believable.

I fought the dog in the bed for about a year. He's a good boy and listens to whatever I say. So I'd kick him off, and in the middle of the night she'd invite him back on. I finally just caved and said, "ok, but only on the foot of the bed...on YOUR side."

That worked for the most part, except when he rolled to my side. Now, you know how a 40lb kid can box you out? Well, when a 100lb dog is laying on top of the covers...there is no kicking or pushing the dog off of the bed with your feet...he is down for the count. That real estate no longer belongs to you. You have to literally stand up out of bed and point him to where you want him to go...and in the middle of the night, when you're half asleep, sometimes it's just easier to roll over and figure another way to get comfortable.

JD Wrote:The last time I said that I got a quick "I am about to be on you like a Spider Monkey!!!!!!!"

In the end I typically do what I want...but there are those times where you know you have to bend a little...

My wife has got youth over me, so she still has the energy to fight every battle and I am left with picking which ones are worth the trouble.

For the record, she's petite like gravy's girl...and uses weapons.