So we ran this contest at my job to win MW3

[boxingcritic]

So this guy from one of our media companies sent this in to win MW3 for his Xbox.

Worth sharing. Read on:

Why I Should Win a Copy of MW3 (For XBOX360)
I doubt anyone is retarded enough to actually write an essay. This, while not exactly an essay, is probably the closest thing you?ll see to someone making a concerted effort to win this game. Also, while I?m sure you were joking about the essay, I hope this puts me in front running. I present to you: 100 reasons why I should a copy of MW3 from Crave Media.
1. Because I am amazing
2. Because I am a baller, shot caller
3. Because I game everyday
4. Because I don?t have MW3 or BF3 yet
5. Because I want to win
6. Because I have never won anything ever
7. Because I need a reason to impress my friends
8. Because you're awesome
9. Because I took the time to post this many reasons
10. Because I have good grammar
11. Because I have an XBOX live connection but no means to shoot newbs
12. Because you love me
13. Because if I don't, I will be unhappy
14. Because I want to rub my win in Jenna?s face
15. Because it would be cool
16. Because I am fully able-bodied
17. Because MW3 is fuckin sweet
18. Because if I won I would share my victory
19. Because *Insert sob story here*
20. Because I am funny
21. Because I am dangerous if made angry
22. Because deep down, you know you want to
23. Because as soon as I saw the competition, I got writing
24. Because I knew you couldn't fit 100 reasons on a facebook page, so I got clever
25. Because I am clever
26. Because I can recite pi to 22 places off by heart
27. 3.1419265358979323846264 (yah it?s Googled but who cares)
28. Because, admit it, you were impressed
29. Because I didn't cheat (I did)
30. Because I have good fashion sense
31. Because If you don't I will lose all faith in Crave and buy from Ideon
32. Because you don't want me to do that
33. Because my friends will impressed
34. Because my friends are probably reading this now thinking: "oh, cool, can I come?"
35. Because I am prompt
36. Because I have manners - thank you for reading all this
37. Because I know you won't read all of them
38. Because I am so bored
39. Because I am sorry you might actually read this
40. Because it's damn hard to think up a hundred reasons to win
41. Because I can
42. Because I love you
43. Because I have not repeated myself
44. Because I know you checked
45. Because MW3 had 3 million players this week and I wasn?t one of them
46. Because I have good personal hygiene
47. Because winning something from Crave would mean a lot to me
48. Because I need an outlet for my ADD
49. Because it would be educational (right?)
50. Because I really want to win
51. Because my effort and foolishness should be rewarded
52. Because I need a new game
53. Because I can do really good impressions and accents and stuff
54. Because I am talented
55. Because I am sexy
56. Because I am modest
57. BECAUSE I'M NOT USING CAPS LOCK FOR EVERYTHING
58. Because I'm not the most mature person in the world, but I have just the right amount of maturity to be responsible
59. Because I can?t roll my tongue and need material objects to impress others
60. Because I have perfect hair
61. Because I did all these reasons in one sitting
62. Because I didn't run out of reasons so far
63. Because If I don't win, this will be a huge waste of time
64. Because time is money
65. Because money doesn't grow on trees
66. Because I will plant a tree if I win
67. Because If I don't win, I will kill a tree
68. Because some of these reasons are lies
69. Because you stopped reading by now
70. Because I am truthful
71. Because I am competitive
72. Because winning is awesome
73. Because you didn't actually make any terms and conditions
74. Because I have a team that wins all the time and I don?t
75. Because I am wearing coloured underwear
76. Because my mom won?t buy it for me
77. Because that's a good thing
78. Because I think I am the first person to actually write more than their birthday
79. Because I am so amazing, I can go one better and post 101 reasons
80. Because I like to put in the extra effort
81. Because that didn't sound sketchy
82. Because you laughed at a few of these
83. Because I can read your mind
84. Because you touch yourself at night
85. Because I HAVE PIE
86. Because you are jealous of me and my pie
87. Because I can't bribe you
88. Because I just realised I have been typing "Because" all this time when I could have just pasted it
89. Because I can dance like a pro
90. Because I just burned my mouth on this pie
91. Because I wish I could be playing XBOX right now
92. Because if I win, I will give you a cookie
93. Because I actually will, I will buy a cookie, not your regular one, but a good one from a bakers or something, hunt you down and give you that cookie
94. Because you want that cookie
95. Because my reasons are numbered, so you don't lose count
96. Because I am thoughtful
97. Because I earned that game
98. Because I will write a song about Crave if I win
99. Because I already have my hopes up
100. Because your kind deeds will be repayed in the afterlife
101. Because I spent time editing some poor schmucks prewritten list.

[Fitz]

Haha

[Fitz]

By the way. Did he win?

[boxingcritic]

Yeah they chose him cause of reason #2 actually.

[Method]

boxingcritic Wrote:Yeah they chose him cause of reason #2 actually.

Shout out to Lil Troy, then.

Funny shit.

[boxingcritic]

I like reason's 92 - 94

[Spyder]

Haha...I laughed at 66,67...