Effing Marriage...

[Warlord]

It's hard work.

I thought you were divorced, JD?

Let me give you all one piece of advice. There's only 2 things you need to know how to do to have a successful marriage. The sooner you learn this the better.

They're two simple phrases: I'm sorry; you're right.

Men are logical, women are emotional. No amount of logic will ever win the day in an argument with a woman. She's upset because she FEELS bad. It doesn't have to make sense to you. It does to her.

When she's upset, you need to apologize, no matter how right you invariably are, and no matter how wrong she invariably is. You aren't apologizing because you're wrong. You're apologizing because she feels bad.

Tell her you're sorry. You weren't trying to hurt her. You didn't mean to. If you can even come close to sincerity, she'll feel secure enough to apologize too.

I mean it, men. That is your guide to surviving marriage. If you can't suck it up and be the bigger man, then you aren't cut out for marriage.

Even when you're right, you're wrong. Even when she's wrong, she's right. That's it. None of you will ever get any better advice than this in your whole life.