The NEW Beer Thread

[Maxy]

Fitz Wrote:Fuck beer. Who drinks scotch/whisky?

That's a drink, don't know a hell of a lot about it, but been trying different ones recently. Someone unleash their wisdom on this for me. I have been trying single malt ones lately, rather than blends, but someone can educate me a bit more.

Not anymore....

The last time was 6 years ago....me and the Mrs went to a nightclub together...wrong move...anyways....she hadn't been going out much whereas I was regularly frequenting the place cos it was fuckin full of fit birds.

I drink my beer and she drinks hers...a couple anyway...

Then we move onto the JD and coke....chavvy drink but fuck it, I'm pissed and she says she can't handle all that liquid from the beer anymore.

She's a good girl though....keeps within reason, don't sink the fuckers but enjoys them...

Me, I'm fuckin arseholed staring up the skirt of the fit 19-20 year old dancing on the podium thingy. Then I start eyeing up some bird on the dancefloor for a laugh...sorta thing I'd do with my mates. I'm doing this for a while, and getting the eye back. My Mrs is drinking her JD's a bit quicker now....but I ain't really noticed.

Then I make a fatal mistake.....I turn to the Mrs and say, "That bird over there is fit as fuckin' fuck ain't she?" (I do this in a jovial manner btw) and my Mrs goes fuckin' ballistic.

It was a cunt of a night, no doubt about it and I wouldn't tell you lot this if I wasn't half cut tonight but when all was said and done....after some mad arguments and nasty exchanges....well, fuck it, it was the first and only time I did her in the .....

Anyway...nah, gave up on whisky. Used to love Glenfiddich and regularly drank the cheapo bells and teachers stuff....but nah, not for me no more.