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[Fitz]

I'm not a big drinker, I don't like getting absolutely trashed. I get trashed a few times a year, but generally I like a couple of drinks just to make me get a light buzz.
I do drink often, but don't binge drink frequently. I have loved scotch and whisky for sometime, and I don't drink it with coke either. On the rocks or neat.

Though the last time I got really, really plastered was early this year when I went out for my best friends birthday to a vietnamese restaraunt. In the end, everyone went out for a dinner and a quiet drink, they were there with their girlfriends and everyone was pretty tame, lol. It was a BYO restaurant and I brought a bottle of scotch that I thought I was going to share with some people, lol. Nobody drank scotch and they were going to go to a bar for a few drinks, so I finished the whole bottle myself over dinner and by the time I got to the bar, I was absolutely gone. I had to go outside and sat on a table outside the bar trying to compose myself, and whenever I had to go to the toilet for a piss, I had to try so hard to walk back inside and put on my poker face to get past the security and look like I was all good.
My mates knew I was fucked, and I remember asking for some water. Then a mate hands me a glass and I am drinking it, and I see them laughing and then I realise they have given me vodka.
I remember there was a push bike as well chained outside and I jumped on it and was riding a stationary bike, then the bike fell to the floor while chained to the pole.
My brother came out as well, so he ended up getting a cab with me back, and when we were on the freeway, I opened the window and started throwing up outside the window on the freeway, which then the cab driver pulled over. I told him it's all good, I vomited outside and to just keep driving. Then I look properly, and there is vomit all over myself, and inside the cab. He tried to tell us to get out, but I told him it was illegal to have pedestrians on a freeway and to get me home.
Then my brother got into an argument with him when we got dropped off, as he was still complaining and asking for more money, even though we gave him extra for the trouble, lol.

It was just funny the next day, because it was only the next day that I realised I was the only one that was absolutely gone, and everyone else was with the gf's and had a relatively low key night, lol.

But I'm a big fan of scotch/whiskey. Feels so good and feels like it just clears your whole throat like a disinfectant and makes it feel so fresh, and it's great for settling the nerves as well. I dunno, I just love the taste and sipping on it over time.