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(06-19-2021 01:26 PM)TheTeddyBear Wrote:  I fought in wranglers and steel toe boots, that's gonna be my gimmick, blue collar badass! Hahah.

Yessir, and I’d play it to the max, and go full Columbo.

What’s your gameplan? “Well, my gameplan is to hit ‘em till he falls down and don’t get back up no more.”

Did you do any special training for this? “Yeah. I didn’t have sex this week, and kind of cut back on my drinking. I’m only drinking a six-pack a day now.”

Really? “Yeah, and for cardio I been mowing the lawn with my old push mower.”