Things not thread worthy

[Warlord]

(12-31-2022 01:17 AM)Snoop Wrote:  My assumption would be that they'd separate the two, but who knows? I mean how many fighters would there even be? 10?


I remember having a conversation with an Uber driver in Miami about a couple of his passengers who were gay and they kept making sexual advances on them. When he'd politely declined, they'd call him a homophobe. He said in return, "Listen, just cuz I don't want to suck your dick doesn't make me a homophobe." Can't say I disagreed with the guy.

Sounds about right. You can remember this 5, 10 ,15, 20, 30, 50 years from now, because it'll never change. The Left's playbook (same as Satan's handbook, just a different book jacket) is always the same. Tolerate, celebrate, participate.

They begin by preying on human decency. Don't you care about your fellow man? Love is love, right? How does it hurt you personally if two fags get married? And doesn't your bible tell you not to judge? All we're asking is you let us blow each other and fuck each other up the ass in peace.

Hey, since we're fucking each other up the ass and living together and stuff, it wouldn't really be so bad if we got married, would it? How does that hurt you? All we're asking for is a little tolerance here. Why do you care what goes on behind closed doors? That guy whose sweaty, hairy ass I'm balls deep in is my true love. We don't judge you or prevent you from marrying the person you love, so why do you want to deprive us of that right? You're all for equality, aren't you?

Fags can finally get married! Time to celebrate. No, no, no. Not just today, for ALL TIME. Buttfuck marriage is such a stupendous, glorious, historical day, that we must memorialize it with a holiday. Not just for a day, like that Jesus freak you worship, but for a WHOLE fucking month! And not the shortest month either like you gave those nig, er, coo, er, African Americans we pretend to support intersectionally (but not really). We want one of those extra long months to celebrate our faggotry.

Wait. You don't celebrate PRIDE month, bigot? Are you really such a bigot that you refuse to bring your child to our celebration? Are you judging me for wearing assless chaps and nipple rings, bigot? SERIOUSLY, you are going to sit there and pretend to be offended when I twerk all over your 5-year-old boy and dry hump him? Your seriously want to deny my HUMAN RIGHT to share a bathroom with your 4-year-old daughter, BIGOT?

Hey, come here, let me suck your dick! NO!?!?!?!? Are you a fucking BIGOT, you HOMOPHOBE?

Hey, by the way, I'm attracted to minors, and, hey, hear me out, it's not what you're thinking. I wouldn't actually ever act on it, so please don't judge me. I know I twerked all over your kid and secretly got him on puberty blockers and stuff, but I promise I'll draw the line at intercourse. I swear. You don't mind if I show him some sexually graphic pornography in the classroom, do you? I'm a TEACHER, for crying out loud. You're not some anti-science Jesus freak, are you?

Tolerate, celebrate, participate. Your generation has been groomed your entire life for this.