Things not thread worthy

[Fitz]

I don't know who his name was, but on Australian Sports radio, they had an American reported from over there on the phone to discuss the NBA playoffs. A couple of things he said was that he felt that the Warriors put too much focus towards the end of the season in trying to break that season record and felt they should have not prioritised that, and rested players and got players ready for the playoffs.
He also said that the NBA would hate to see a final between Toronto and Oklahoma as it would possibly be one of the least viewed NBA finals and suggested if the Cavs and Raports went into game 7, that the referees would probably favour the Cavs, lol.

[JONdaCON]

Dem Warriors tho!!!

[Dickagon]

Refs don't care about the fucking Cavs. That's a small market team. The NBA favors super stars like LeBron.

As far as the Warriors go I don't think it really matters. Obviously a team will want to break that record if they can.

[JONdaCON]

They still didn't beat the Bulls overall record. Even if they swept the Cavs they'll be about 4 games short.

Tho this generally isn't viewed in terms of a record it does lend to the overall argument of which team REALLY was better.

[Snoop]

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.
Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”
The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”
The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”
The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.
The man demands the key to the stone door.
The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.
He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.
Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.
So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”
The man is relieved to no end.

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.

[ViperSniper]

Fuck you Snoop! *storms out to start counting blades of grass*

[Spyder]

This whole "To catch a cheater" thing is fucking stupid. About time one of the psycho bitches got it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDmcjpIKRZ8

[Snoop]

Wow. Just wow on so many levels. That bitch is fucking crazy and annoying. And not hot enough to justify either one of those.

[lloyd mayflower]

Long shot....

Anyone know of a half decent boxing shop in Manhattan? I want to get a pair of gloves when i'm over there next week. JDizzle i'm looking in your direction....

(Yes I have googled, struggling to come up with anything better than generic sports shop)

Also, if anyone has any messages for Jimmy Glen I will be frequenting his corner as much as the wife allows.

[the ollie reed fan club]

I'm a vegan but I found this pretty funny, apparently we should now refer to all vegan cheese as "Gary' according to one outraged Sainsbury's customer

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/a...-Gary.html