Lifestyle advice Q & A

[SKULLSPLITTER]

This thread is too offensive for me...I'm outta here.

[the ollie reed fan club]

The CEO Wrote:This thread is too offensive for me...I'm outta here.

Like fuck you are Boston Strangler.

[SKULLSPLITTER]

the ollie reed fan club Wrote:

The CEO Wrote:This thread is too offensive for me...I'm outta here.

Like fuck you are Boston Strangler.

LMAOOO!!

I know...I can be a dirty bastard...if my wife ever reads my posts here, I'm FUCKED.

She would KILL me if she knew I rubbed one out with her not in the room...that's all it takes!

[lloyd mayflower]

Not sure if this belongs here or in the venting thread, and it has nothing to do with masturbation, but i'm getting my head nipped constantly by my family and seperately from my GF about what I want for Christmas. Seemingly when I said I want a coffee machine that doesnt count as its "not for me, its for the house". My GF wants to get me something that I can keep, that means something to me, but i'm fucked if I can think of anything. I'm by no means the man who has everything, but if I want something I go get it, and theres nothing I need.

I need help.

Spyder, Ollie, if you could get the pictures of Kilts Haggis and alcoholic beverages out the road early doors that would allow me to get the serious advice I need.

Much appreciated.

[Method]

the ollie reed fan club Wrote:Like fuck you are Boston Strangler.

Hahahaha

[SmartyBeardo]

the ollie reed fan club Wrote:I predict given time this thread will be full of win. <hr />OK I got one. Is it wrong to bang a Cougar with the sole intention of getting to her daughter? And how does one manage that transition phase?

Have you popped the question to the mother? Face it, ollie, you really want to do them both at once.<hr />

lloyd mayflower Wrote:I dont know what the fuck womens problem is with us cracking one off the wrist, I really dont.

They dont think like we do. What would she prefer, for me to knock one off the wrist before I go out on the town and be happy and placid and have a drink with my pals, or would she prefer I didnt, and went out with a hair trigger and spent the night humping legs!

She'd rather you fucked her before you went out.<hr />

lloyd mayflower Wrote:Not sure if this belongs here or in the venting thread, and it has nothing to do with masturbation, but i'm getting my head nipped constantly by my family and seperately from my GF about what I want for Christmas. Seemingly when I said I want a coffee machine that doesnt count as its "not for me, its for the house". My GF wants to get me something that I can keep, that means something to me, but i'm fucked if I can think of anything. I'm by no means the man who has everything, but if I want something I go get it, and theres nothing I need.

I need help.

Spyder, Ollie, if you could get the pictures of Kilts Haggis and alcoholic beverages out the road early doors that would allow me to get the serious advice I need.

Much appreciated.

I hate that what do you want for Christmas? shit . . . tell her you want to keep your nutsac outta her jewelry box and you want to be surprised by the gift that she puts some fucking effort in to choosing.<hr />Two of my cheechee deluxe brunette employees want to give the old, fat, bald boss a holiday threesome hotub extravaganza for Christmas . . . well?

[the ollie reed fan club]

SmartyBeardo Wrote:Have you popped the question to the mother? Face it, ollie, you really want to do them both at once.

Frankly speaking, yes I do. But how does one go about it? I've seen it happen in the movies and in particular those pornographic movies or porno's as I believe they are called, but how do I wangle it in real life?

[SmartyBeardo]

the ollie reed fan club Wrote:

SmartyBeardo Wrote:Have you popped the question to the mother? Face it, ollie, you really want to do them both at once.

Frankly speaking, yes I do. But how does one go about it? I've seen it happen in the movies and in particular those pornographic movies or porno's as I believe they are called, but how do I wangle it in real life?

Best chance is to get them drunk together with you . . . say over dinner . . . then start popping double edged questions and get them laughing and talking about sexy shit. Then make some moves on the mom while feelin' up the daughter under the table. You will probably get slapped twice but you might just score the double whammy.

[STEVENSKI]

Beardo is a man who has sage advice free to dispense.

[the ollie reed fan club]

STEVENSKI Wrote:Beardo is a man who has sage advice free to dispense.

Yes he does and I suspect most of his solutions to these 'lifestyle' dilema's involve alcohol.