Sexual escapades

[Snoop]

(07-15-2019 11:25 PM)the ollie reed fan club Wrote:  I know there are a few other generalizations we make about Asian Americans in regards to sex, or should I say Asian American MEN

LOL. Good distinction there Ollie. Asian American WOMEN I'm sure have some crazyass stories. Asian American MEN are pretty vanilla. It honestly frustrates the hell out of me because there's a total way to use the stereotypes to your advantage, but Asian men just don't do it for whatever reason.

For example, there was this one time in Cuba where this girl I was eyeing made this joke at me. She goes:

"Hey Chino, I heard that Asian men have small dicks..."

I sort of tilt my head with a crooked eyebrow and say, "I dunno. Do you wanna find out?"

She started giggling uncontrollably and her face turned tomato red. We eventually hooked up and it was two of the craziest nights I've ever had (found out that I kinda enjoy rim-jobs...). Cubans definitely know how to do it up.

Quote:Which country you in these days Snoop?

Right now I live between Seattle and Brazil. I'm stateside taking care of my pops, and I go back to Brazil frequently for some projects I'm trying to start up. I don't really philander all that much anymore (never really did to be honest), but I have some fun stories of my time in Latin America. Brazil is eventually where I wanna end up.

[blackbelt2003]

Wow. Been off for a week or so...and whilst I've been away, Jon has fucking KILLED this thread.

Kudos, my youthful Latino Cassanova-esque friend. You get maximum man points.



Black

[lloyd mayflower]

Surely means Ccudos

[Warlord]

Other than Black, have any of you guys ever fucked a famous, semi-famous, or otherwise "important" or well-known person?

I have a story that I've been debating whether or not to tell. I'm hesitant because (1) the circumstances that led to it are so surreal as to be unbelievable, (2) she may or may not have been technically, uh, age appropriate, and (3) my wife actually found out about her.

If I even told the story, it would have to be very vague, but I really don't know if I should. What do you guys think?

[lloyd mayflower]

Lol.... Warlord asking a question he already knows the answer to.

As they say in Scotland.... Get it telt!!!

[Warlord]

I’m just asking because it will be very vague compared to some of my other posts, and there is also an age component to it similar to a story BG once told here, so... yeah.

[lloyd mayflower]

Also, I have never fucked anyone famous, well known or in any way relevant. Saddening really.

[blackbelt2003]

I cant say the ex-model I was with was famous in any way, maybe just locally.


Although the girl I was with straight after was also a glamour model and was in newspapers for being 'Britains Sexiest Grandma'.

That sounds weird but she was 35 and had a 15yr old who got pregnant and she was fucking wild, too (the mom, not the 15yr old).


After me her next fella was Robin Reid who she stayed with for a couple years.




Black

[Snoop]

(07-16-2019 11:17 AM)Warlord Wrote:  Other than Black, have any of you guys ever fucked a famous, semi-famous, or otherwise "important" or well-known person?

I almost bedded a semi-famous import model that I was obsessed with since I was 15, but completely shat the bed on that one (almost literally).

Other than that, my last ex-girlfriend was in a bunch of music videos and some off-brand reality television series. She also had like two appearances in a soft-corn porn series on Cinemax. Apparently it actually has a good storyline.

Quote:I have a story that I've been debating whether or not to tell. I'm hesitant because (1) the circumstances that led to it are so surreal as to be unbelievable, (2) she may or may not have been technically, uh, age appropriate, and (3) my wife actually found out about her.

If I even told the story, it would have to be very vague, but I really don't know if I should. What do you guys think?

I'll tell mine if you tell yours.

[Warlord]

Time to start sharing. The figurative and near literal shitting of the bed is what I’d like to hear first, if you’re taking requests.